Look at your creative writer.
Now back to me.
Close your eyes and imagine that you are hiring someone.
Now imagine that this someone is me. Now hire me.
Oh ok open your eyes and then hire me.
Mariana A. Carvalho
31 years old
More than 10 years cheating the advertising industry
Who's already paid my bills
Boys Do Cry (freelance)
Purple Cow (freelance)
Crispin Porter+Bogusky
Miami ad School (teaching)
Africa DDB
Suno United Creators
DPZ&T
FCB
ESPM
Mood/TBWA
GEO
Mom and Dad
Woww woa look at all those awards
D&AD
1 Graphite Pencil
One Show
2 Merit
Cannes Lions
3 Shortlists
El Sol
1 Silver
El Ojo
1 Young Professionals
Effie
1 Bronze
Wave
1 Silver
2 Shortlists
FIAP
2 Bronze
2 Shortlists
Clube de Criação
1 In Book in Craft Writing
1 In Book in TV Spot
1 In Book in Print
1 Shortlist in PR
Lürzers Archive
Vol. 5-2017
Uber
4.9 ︎
And once I won a sandwich maker at bingo
Almost a phd but without the phd thing.
Copywriting at Miami Ad School
How is it out there? at Miami Ad School
Audiovisual Content at Curseria by Porta dos Fundos
Copywriting at Escola Cuca
Portfolio Program at Escola Cuca
Advertising at Mauricio de Nassau
Advertising at ESAMC
Screenwriting at b_arco by Rubens Rewald
Screenwriting at b_arco by Rossana Foglia
Ink-Wash Painting by Marcelo Dutra
The History of Cuban Posters for Foreign Cinema
in the Post-Revolution at Sesc by Leila Kelly
Main Global Challenges for the Study
of Contemporary Art at a_arca
Guitar Classes
Tango
OMG I need to meet this talent!
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Come back anytime, we are always open!
(but only when we are not closed)

This is an actual picture of how Mariana
looks like during the home office.
Isn't she something?